2016 NBA Season in Review

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The Cleveland Cavaliers can have their first championship parade in franchise history.  LeBron finally was able to deliver for the Cavs, in what some thought was predestined since he showed up in '03.  Let's talk about the Finals later though.  We have some other things to attend to first. 

Very shortly after the season began, Kobe announced he would return at season's end.  Would he have done it if the Lakers were competitive or if his body clearly didn't break down beyond repair?  It's hard to tell.  If you want to read my very detailed thoughts on this, or Kobe's career in general, click here.  

As for the Lakers team, they did something I didn’t think was possible, and had an even worse season than last year’s!  Kobe’s Farewell Tour put a bit lighter spin on the season (for some), but it was 76ers-bad.  I suppose if you’re going to be bad, be really bad.  It did get them another number two pick in this year’s draft. 

Speaking of number two draft picks, D’Angelo Russell had quite the season.  And I don’t mean that in a good way.  It wasn’t entirely his fault, for some strange reason coach Byron Scott thought it would be a good idea to bench their “supposed” guard of the future, on a team that had very little talent to begin with.  Now if this was part of an elaborate rouse to tank, then I suppose job well done, but I highly doubt that was the sole reason.  Post-all-star break, when he was finally allowed to play, there was flashes of what he could become. In the month of March he averaged nearly 16, 3, and 3.  That’s pretty good for a rookie.  (A different rookie would make that look like child’s play, but we’ll get there.)  Oh and there was also that little Nick Young situation… good grief.

Julius Randle finally got to play this season, after the leg break in game one last year.  I have to say I was pleasantly surprised.  He looked eerily like a Lamar Odom out there playing.  Now, before any jokes get made, I’m talking strictly about Odom’s playing style not his off the court
shenanigans.  If he could really turn into the versatile player that Odom was, then the Laker’s have a piece that they can really turn to.  Right now he’s not quite the passer that Odom was, but he is a really good ball-handler.  In turn, he also was sixth in total rebounds in the NBA for the year. 
All this rookie talk makes me truly think about one rookie.  THE rookie.  The rookie of the year Karl-Anthony Towns.  KAT was a monster this year.  The Timberwolves truly won the lottery in every sense of the word with this guy.  Okafor isn’t good enough to wash KAT’s feet at this point.  Let’s look at the laundry list of accolades he compiled this year:

- Rookie of the Year
- All Rookie 1st Team
- Western Conference Rookie of the Month all 6 months of the season
- Western Conference Player of the Week for the last week of the season (A good omen to start next year?)
- Played all 82 games
- Season average: 18.3 PPG, 10.5 RPG, 2 APG, 1.7 BPG, .542 FG%, .811 FT%
- 4th in total rebounds
- 6th in blocks
- 8th in field goal percentage

Towns had the best rookie season in a quite a few years.  I know I say this every year, but this is my strongest case yet, the Timberwolves are trending upward.  I see no reason why KAT can’t be an all star next season, and some journalists made the argument he should have been All NBA 3rd team.  He’s the new era of big man, that can shoot, and still do the traditional big man game.  In fact, I’m so high on him, I see no reason why he can’t become all the things people expect Anthony Davis to become.  (More on him shortly.)

I realize this post isn’t about next year, but if Towns wasn’t enough, the hiring of Tom Thibodeau will do nothing but add fuel to the T-Wolves launch into the stratosphere.  There’s also that rumor of Jimmy Butler heading that way, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

I mentioned Anthony Davis a moment ago.  He had a season to forget.  He only played in 61 games, a trend that worries me a tad.  His career high is 68 games.  The whole Pelicans team was ravaged by injuries, only to win 30 games.  Quite the letdown after last season’s improbable playoff run.  I’m sure he’ll be out for vengeance this coming season, but he’s going to need some serious help.  They have the 6th pick this year, here’s hoping they come up big.

For the second straight season Chris Bosh had to throw in the towel early due to blood clots.  That’s some scary stuff and I would assume that he is probably done.  Your life isn’t worth a basketball game.  Which is too bad, I’ve ragged on Bosh in the past, but he was a really good player that had a few more good years left. 

Also likely to be done is Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili.  Duncan had easily the worst year of his career, and Ginobili has been on a downward slide for some time.  Ironically, the Spurs kicked all sorts of ass this year, winning 67 games which was a franchise record.  This got overshadowed by another team’s winning, which is a shame.  I wouldn’t have been surprised at all if the Spurs had won the title. 

The Spurs have bridged the gap of old and young talent better than any team I’ve ever seen.  They scored big last offseason with the Aldridge signing.  Then just for a capper they got David West as well.  Aldridge was a key cog for the Spur’s success, but the main reason was Kawhi Leonard. 
Kawhi had never been an all-star prior to this season, but by season’s end, he was second in MVP voting.  Kawhi was a certified stud this year.  Aside from the second in MVP voting, he was defensive player of the year again, obviously an all-star, and averaged 21.2 PPG, 6.8 RPG, 2.6 APG, 1.8 SPG, 1 BPG, .506 FG%, .874 FT%, .443 3PT%. 

People are already calling him the best defender of his generation.  (He even got a sweet new nickname to prove it, “the Claw.”  I like it.)  Defense was always the name of his game, but his offense went to a new level this year.  In all actuality, he has improved it every year, but this was clearly the most dramatic jump.  The small forward position is as deep as it’s ever been and it can be argued if you wanted one to start your franchise, Leonard could be your man.  That’s an impressive feat to be mentioned in the rare air of LeBron and Durant.  Maybe Duncan and/or Ginobili won’t retire quite yet, but even if they do, the Spurs are still in great hands with the Claw. 

On the opposite end of the spectrum, the Rockets may be in quite poor hands with James Harden.  I’ve never been sold on Harden as a leader, and his offseason exploits with a certain reality family leading to an extremely poor, out of shape start to the season did nothing to disprove me.  It’s apparent he and Dwight Howard hate each other, which can’t be entirely blamed on Harden.  Howard has crashed and burned on every team he has left.  It was probably destined to be a toxic relationship from the start.  They squeaked into the playoffs, which no one outside of Houston was rooting for.  They played so bad and were such punks, that no one wanted to see them succeed.    

Dwight’s able to leave now in free agency, unfortunately for him, he may be a shell of his former self.  He’s not going to get the money he wants (probably).  Who am I kidding?  He probably will.  Even if he doesn’t, would it be worth it to him just to leave Houston?  Harden seems to be more alienating every year, from everyone to the fans to his teammates.  Who is going to want to play with him and his ball-dominating ways?  Harden may need to have a hard look in the mirror if he wants to have any success. 

Speaking of not having any success, my old “pal” Carmelo Anthony had yet another season of no playoffs.  Yes his team wasn’t that great.  Only moderately better than last year’s debacle.  Melo’s stats are declining- slowly.  He’s a good player, but his basketball mentality still drives me nuts.  I don’t feel bad for him at all because he could be playing on a good team right now.  He easily could have been traded the last few seasons, but he chose not to.  He likes New York and all its bright lights.  Which is fine I guess, but if you want to be considered one of the greats, you can’t be toiling around on bottom-feeder teams.  Which I probably just answered my own question, he doesn’t care to be one of the greats.  He just wants to jack up three’s and collect a huge paycheck.  Good for him.  At least he has Porzingis. 

You know who else had no success, with an even worse approval rating than Carmelo?  Blake Griffin that’s who!  Mr. Kia Commercial had possibly the worst season a guy could have.  He had a hamstring injury early in the season that lingered on, all the while the Clippers started winning.  During that off period, he punched a trainer- repeatedly.  Allegedly this trainer was beloved by the Clippers organization, and even Griffin.  He also allegedly was a tiny little guy.  Granted, almost anyone in the real world would be considered tiny next to the 6’10” Griffin.  Blake got a big time suspension, and did I mention that the Clippers kept winning? 

The Clippers were by no means a contender.  I may have underappreciated them some, but there is no sane argument for them getting past any combination of the Warriors, Thunder, and Spurs.  Maybe one of the teams, but definitely not two.  I’m a big believer in chemistry, and the fact that they played better without Blake spoke volumes to me.  This prediction has been thrown around a lot, but Blake Griffin won’t finish next year in a Clippers uniform. 

When the turd finally came back, he got hurt again in the first round of the playoffs.  Chris Paul also got hurt that same game.  Obviously they’re not going to make any noise without both guys, so the PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS knocked them out in the first round.  I don’t know what’s going to happen with this Clippers team.  Clearly their version of the “big three” isn’t championship material and needs some sort of shakeup, drastic or otherwise.

Now let’s talk about the PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS.  Why in all caps?  No I’m not doing my best Dan Gilbert impression, I’m just so impressed with what the PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS did this year.  They lost four of their five starters.  That is a death blow to any team no matter how good their remaining starter is.  My prediction was that they would be near 76er/Laker bad this year.  (I totally didn’t do my “20-30 questions” blog before the season’s start, and I have no idea why.  I also didn’t do my all-star rant this year.  The biggest gripe would be Kobe making the team.  I’ve stuck to my guns that “lifetime achievement award” picks are crap.  I didn’t care that it was Kobe’s last season.  Do you know who got snubbed because of Kobe’s inclusion?  The TRAILBLAZER’S own Damian Lillard.)  The PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS (last time, I promise) had a very respectable 44 wins this year, and due to the injuries mentioned in the last paragraph, made the second round of the playoffs.  Seriously this was Rudy-type shit.  We’re talking big time underdog success story. 

The aforementioned Lillard was ballin’ with a 25, 7, and 4 (and an all-star snub, but was rewarded with the much more prestigious All NBA 2nd team honor).  His partner in crime was C.J. McCollum who averaged nearly 21 PPG, and won the most improved player award.  These two guards put the team on their backs and caught everyone off guard (no pun intended).  They had a rotating cast of big men, but none would start on a good team.  If you gave out a “feel good” award, the Blazers would definitely have won it. 

Another feel good story this season was Paul George.  He came back at the tail end of last season, but was on a major minutes restriction.  This year he came back and played 81 games, but with a new Pacers team.  To be completely honest, a not that spectacular Pacers team.  They were an average team in the East.  George had career-highs in points and assists, and came out like a man on fire to begin the year (Eastern Conference player of the month in November).  Then in what has become a trend for him, went on a bad shooting slump right before the all-star game, before turning it back on at the end of the year.  He made himself yet another All NBA 3rd team, and best yet, the Pacers were back in the playoffs. 

The Pacers opponents in the first round were the Toronto Raptors.  After a flame-out in last year’s playoffs, Kyle Lowry and DeMar DeRozan both had great regular seasons.  Then history seemed to repeat itself as the Pacers pushed the Raptors to the brink.  The first round of the playoffs were almost all blowouts, but the Pacers appeared to have the Raps on the ropes.  In the end, the Raptors closed in game 7 to make the second round for the first time in franchise history.  But they were sweating to be sure. 

After another 7 game series in the second round against the Heat, the Raptors went on to face Cleveland in the Eastern Conference Finals.  They lost in six.  It was a pretty good showing for a team that didn’t look like it would make it out of the first round.  The problem is that DeRozan is a free agent now, and appears to be on his way out.  Just speculation at this point obviously, but should he leave, is the Raptors window closed?  Who knows, maybe they could land another scorer? 

They young teams of the Orlando Magic and Milwaukee Bucks both underachieved this season.  The Bucks in particular were expect to make a little noise with their ridiculous length and athleticism.  Greg Monroe turned out to be a bust for them.  I will admit I was wrong on this one.  I thought Monroe was a good addition for them.  There is hope though.  Jabari Parker played in 76 games after missing most of his rookie year.  He’s not quite living up to that number two pick status yet (some swore he should have went first), he is however progressing in the right direction.  The real diamond on the team seems to be Giannis Anteokounmpo.  The Greek Freak may have the hardest name to spell and pronounce in NBA history, but with Jason Kidd declaring him his next point guard (he initially was their small/power forward with ball-handling duties), expectations are soaring.  He’s 21, 6’11” and one of the most athletically gifted players in the game.  I’m not saying he’s Magic Johnson, but I’m excited about the possibilities here.  We shall see.

The two previously mentioned teams were youngsters.  It is expected that they fall on their face, no matter how much potential is there.  One team that was thought to be contenders, and had been for the last five seasons (more or less) is the Chicago Bulls.  They didn’t even make the playoffs.  This blew my mind.  Even without Rose, they should go deep into the playoffs.  The thing is, they had Rose.  He was there for 66 games.  Now I was criticizing the Unibrow for only playing that many, but 66 is a fantastic amount if you’re a long-suffering Bulls fan.  No the problem wasn’t Rose, every else got hurt.  No Bull played all 82 games.  Doug McDermott played 81, but he hasn’t proven to even be a rotation player yet.  Jimmy Butler is another guy who had a career year, but again only played 67 games.  Speculation runs wild that he and Rose had a power struggle/ just don’t like each other.  Who knows whether it is true or not because with the trade recently it doesn’t matter anymore?  The thing is, it ran deeper than those two.

The Bulls team as a whole seemed to hate each other this year.  Was it because of Hoiberg?  The benching of Noah in favor of Mirotic seemed to rub many the wrong way.  I was in favor of it at the time.  I thought it would help preserve Noah’s body, which in the end didn’t matter anyway.  But clearly it wasn’t the right move.  Even good-natured Pau Gasol made a few remarks about the in-fighting.  He didn’t name names, he’s too smart for that, but if Pau is coming out complaining, you know you’re having some problems.  He also said, without coming out and saying it, that he’s leaving in the offseason. For a team that should have been dominating the Eastern Conference, the future looks really bleak.  Add in Jimmy Butler trade rumors, and it appears the Bulls may be headed to rebuild mode.  Which is a damn shame.  This Bulls team will easily (in my mind) go down as one of the “what if” teams. 

As previously mentioned, the opening round of the playoffs were quite dull.  The second round saw things heat up.  The Thunder took on the Spurs, which some thought could be the last series with Kevin Durant wearing “OKC” on his uniform.  The Thunder are always a good team, but this Spurs team seemed to be something special.  And let’s face it, OKC has been known to collapse at times, so it seemed to be a foregone conclusion that the Spurs will win this thing.  I would have bet money that the Spurs could do it in six games or less. 

Well the series was decided in six games, but the result was shocking to anyone outside of OKC.  The Thunder flipped a switch that no one knew that they even had.  Durant and Westbrook gave a big middle finger to anyone who doubted them, but Steven Adams came out with a vengeance.  The dude was everywhere.  He gave them a grit that they seemingly never had before.  Their defense was locked down.  They suddenly looked like the best team in the NBA, and I was pissed.  I had been dreaming all year of a Warriors vs. Spurs Western Conference Finals that I was sure would be the best series of the year; it definitely would be better than the Finals would be with whatever wimpy Eastern Conference team showed up to get slaughtered.  Boy oh boy was I wrong. 

The Warriors did make the Western Conference Finals, but their journey there was quite remarkable.  The opened the season going 24-0, shattering the old record of 15.  There didn’t seem to be the “disease of more” going on with this team.  In fact, they seemed hungrier.  Much like last year, they were blowing people out left and right.  I thought they had a chance to reach the coveted 70 wins, and they did just that.  Which put another record in play.  The immortal 72 wins. 


Michael Jordan proponents seem to think that everything he ever did was untouchable.  And even if a player/team do achieve the same things, or even more so, it somehow still doesn’t measure up to the god-like MJ and the Bulls.  That’s bullshit.  Call a spade a spade.  The Warriors broke the record with 73 wins.  (I don’t care how the season ended for them, they still achieved a once-thought “unattainable” record.)  Rant completed.

Despite a hiccup in the second round when Curry was injured for a couple games, everything was a breeze for Golden State.  Then round three was upon us.  What was deemed to be a clash of the titans against the Spurs, who were easily the second best team all season, now faced a focused Thunder team.  I still thought it was a real possibility that the Warriors could sweep the Thunder.  I really thought they were that much better.  Then the series started.

In a huge shocker, the Thunder stole game one in Oakland.  Wow that was unexpected.  However the past two years have shown that when the Warriors did get socked in the mouth, they would then come back the next game and deliver a knockout blow.  Which they did.  All things were going according to the plan.  Then in games three and four in OKC, the Warriors played probably their worst two games up to that point, and suddenly OKC was up 3-1?!?!  What alternate universe are we living in? 
Statistically speaking, being down 1-3 is almost a lock that you’re going to lose.  Not impossible obviously, but close enough.  The Warriors had to live by the old adage to “take it one game at a time.”  And that they did.  The next three games were competitive, but in the end the Warriors did the near impossible to keep their dream season alive.  I got that dream seven game series that I wanted, just the participants weren’t exactly how I envisioned.  It was pretty awesome.

In the Eastern Conference, nothing exciting happened for the Cavs on the way to the Finals.  Shocking, I know.  (The East needs more superstars, period.)  In fact, they didn’t lose a game until the conference Finals.  Which I suppose is exciting if you’re a Cavs fan.  That being said, I remember some Cavs team in ’09 that was undefeated through part of the playoffs and it didn’t end so good for them now did it?  Now they’re facing a juggernaut in the Golden State Warriors.  In the immortal words of Al Bundy, “let’s rock.”

Game one, the Warriors came out and beat the piss out of the Cavs.  I distinctly remember thinking that this was going to be a sweep.  (Why do I keep thinking that?)  This Cavs team could get rolling at times, but they didn’t have chemistry.  Their pieces don’t fit together very well.  They are just a far inferior “team” compared to the locked-in Warriors.  Game two was more of the same, and then some.  The Warriors completely curb-stomped the Cavs and headed to Cleveland 2-0. 

Game three was an egg for GSW.  All the starters (except for Harrison Barnes) played bad, bad but not awful.  Unfortunately for them that would come later.  The Cavs on the other hand got 30 from LeBron and Kyrie.  Even, gasp, J.R. Smith scored 20 points.  After nine Finals games, Smith and Irving finally had a good output.  For Smith, naturally it would be his last (in his defense he did much better than last year).  Irving, not so much.  You could argue that Irving’s step up in play ended up winning the series for Cleveland. 

The Warriors won game four despite another 30+ point game from Kyrie.  Now with the Warriors up 3-1, it seems as probable as it possibly could for a second Warriors championship.  Warriors don’t choke, do they?

Game five was the turning point.  Draymond Green was suspended for being a dumbass one too many times.  So naturally Andre Iguadala was inserted in the starting lineup.  He had a near triple double, Klay had 37, and Curry had 25.  Yet, they still lost.  That was a bad omen for the Warriors.  This will probably be considered a classic game down the road due to Kyrie and LeBron both scoring 41 points. 

In the back of my mind, I wondered if the tide had turned?  Surely the Warriors could get it done with two more chances?  Kyrie coming on had me nervous though.  Game six was the Warriors worst performance yet.  This fantastic shooting team, just barely shot over .400 for the game.  Some LeBron guy scored 41 again.  Game 7 really?  Did we switch to another alternate universe?
There was no possible way the Warriors were going to lose game seven on their home court.  Not after being up 3-1, not after a 73 win season.  It just can’t go down that way.  But it did.  The Warriors shot the ball even worse this game (.386) than in game six.  With the exception of Draymond.  He was projected to come back from suspension game six and set the world on fire, leading the Warriors to victory with his energized play.  Instead he shit the bed.  Well he was a game late, but he did so in game seven.  32 points, 15 rebounds, 9 assists, 2 steals, and 75% from 3.  Unfortunately he had no help in the end, as the King won his ring for Cleveland. 

Mr. James was spectacular those last few games.  His block on Iguadala in the closing seconds of game seven is probably the most clutch, intense, incredible block I’ve ever seen.  It is the highlight of the series for sure.  I can’t leave out Kyrie, who I’ve repeatedly crapped on for his career as being an underachiever and a choke artist.  Well he shut me up this Finals.  So kudos to him and congrats to the Cavaliers for winning their first NBA championship. 

The cool thing now is to shit on the Warriors.  Curry is overrated blah, blah, blah.  You do remember what happened last year right?  You do remember he was the rightful MVP of the last two seasons?  You do remember that he has set numerous NBA records, and then proceeded to break his own record right?  I’m not worried about the Golden State Warriors one bit.  You don’t think they’re going to be contenders again next year?  Barring some catastrophic injury, I don’t see how they couldn’t be.  Haters gonna hate I suppose. 

Since I brought up MVP, let’s talk about the awards.  Curry was the first unanimous MVP.  I’m really shocked there hadn’t been a unanimous one before, but no doubt Curry rocked it this year. 

Rookie of the Year I’ve sung the praises of enough already.  Karl-Anthony Towns was amazing, and a future superstar.  This was almost as much of a landslide as the MVP voting.

Kawhi won Defensive Player of the Year again, and got second in MVP voting on top of that.  Draymond was his main competition, but Kawhi is the golden boy as far as defense goes. 

Jamal Crawford won the Sixth Man of the Year in the weakest ballot yet.  I don’t know if it’s getting worse every year, or I just care less and less about this award every year.  Crawford’s win came out of the blue to me.  I hate the Clippers so I’m not the most informed of them, but everything I was hearing this year says the Crawford was washed up.  I probably would have voted for Andre Iguadala because he means so much to that team, but Enes Kanter was probably a worthy candidate as well. 

C.J. McCollum won the most ridiculous award of the year, also known as “most improved.”  It wouldn’t be so ridiculous if it had definite guidelines, but it’s so open to interpretation (sounds like someone’s argument for a different award) that it’s silly.  This year had more all-stars nominated than probably ever before (Curry even got some votes).  But to me, this award shouldn’t be about all stars, and McCollum was a perfect recipient. 

The All Defensive Teams looked like this:
1st team
DeAndre Jordan
Draymond Green
Kawhi Leonard
Avery Bradley
Chris Paul

2nd team
Tony Allen
Hassan Whiteside
Jimmy Butler
Paul Millsap
Paul George
Do you see any issues with those?  Me neither, let’s move on.

All NBA 1st team:
Steph Curry
LeBron James
DeAndre Jordan
Russell Westbrook
Kawhi Leonard
Never has it been more apparent at the lack of great centers in the NBA as it is when DeAndre Jordan is first team all NBA. I could maybe see him on second team, but come on.  Marc Gasol getting hurt for most of the year kind of screwed it up, and Cousins is too much of a loose cannon to give the award to (plus the Kings blow, so that works against him as well.)  Ideally, Draymond Green should have been Center-eligible and he could have slid in there. 

All NBA 2nd team
DeMarcus Cousins
Kevin Durant
Draymond Green
Damian Lillard
Chris Paul
How long has it been since Durant has not been on 1st team?  (Not counting last year when he was hurt)  It shows the ridiculous depth of the forwards nowadays, the small forward in particular.  It makes the DeAndre 1st team pick look more ridiculous when you see Durant’s name on the 2nd team.

All NBA 3rd team
LaMarcus Aldridge
Paul George
Klay Thompson
Andre Drummond
Kyle Lowry
I would make the argument that jimmy butler should be the guard over Lowry, but the Bulls lack of success and his injuries make his exclusion seem justified. 

And finally free agency.  There is only one free agent worth talking about.  His name is Kevin Durant.  Sure there are some other really good ones out there, but the one that causes every other domino to fall is Durant.  Smart money says he should stay one more year in OKC, then if he so desires, he and Westbrook can give it one last shot, and choose to go their separate ways. 

It does make sense, the way they clamped down on GSW was quite impressive.  However they still pissed it away in the end, which has always been the problem in Oklahoma City.  I don’t think Durant and Westbrook complement each other.  I used to, but I now feel Durant needs a traditional point guard if he wants to win it all.  (The problem for Westbrook is, I don’t know what kind of star player could compliment him.)  The crazy rumor is that Durant would go to Golden State.  Harrison Barnes is free agent, and likely to move, so Durant would just slide right in there.  On paper it sounds incredible.  All those amazing shooters.  The problem is there is only one ball.  Klay Thompson would figure to be the odd man out, but everyone’s touches would dramatically decrease.  The Warriors have proven to be a selfless team, but integrating a new superstar to your battle-tested lineup would be tough. 

I think Durant just may go to Miami.  Going to the Eastern Conference makes sense, and living in Miami sure can’t be a bad thing.  That way he gets to take on LeBron 4 times a year, and can enjoy possibly knocking him out of the playoffs early.  That would take some sting away from not winning a ring yet.  Pat Riley is a hell of a salesmen, and I wouldn’t count him out. 

Just for fun here are some other predictions:
  •          Dwyane Wade signs with Cleveland.  Granted if Durant went to Miami that may stop him, but I could easily see this going down.
  •          The Timberwolves will be a hair away from making the playoffs, but only to come back with a vengeance the following year, ending their playoff drought.
  •          J.R. Smith parties all offseason following the championship and is never seen again.       
  •          Phil Jackson resigns from the Knicks
  •          The Lakers still suck, but there may be a glimmer of hope
  •          Derrick Rose gets hurt
  •          Andrew Bynum dyes his hair green
  •          Chris Paul forces the clippers to make panic trades, they all blow up in his face, and he demands to be traded
  •          Dirk signs with the Spurs- just kidding
  •          After another horrendous start by the Rockets, James harden is “injured” for the remainder of the season (yet still plays in the all star game)

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