Singers That Make Me Cringe
We all have a song(s) that we hear that just make us want to puke. Or, at the very least change the channel. Some people can't stand not only a artist's song, but the sound of that person's voice in general. If you ever want to torture me, here's the bands to do it with:
Macy Gray- Not only does she have the worst voice EVER, her two second cameo in the original Spider-man movie is the only blemmish on the first big superhero blockbuster. Thank goodness she was only a one hit wonder, but that one hit was played over and over and over.
Dave Matthews Band- This is probably a controversial pick for a lot people, but I've never heard a DMB song that I liked. I don't even like his stupid cameos in all the new stupid Adam Sandler movies.
John Mayer- Another controversial pick I'm sure. John was named one of the biggest douche bags in the world, but that's not the point here (not that I'm disagreeing). Girls think his voice is "sexy", I find it repulsive and nasally. Speaking of nasally...
Rhianna- The queen of nasal. I don't find her attractive, and I REALLY don't like any song of hers. (My wife is going to kill me now)
Ke$ha- Sounds like she's trying to black, and crappy.
Sean Paul- A lot of the Jamaican dudes sound the same. Sean Paul is such a special breed of crap that he stands out to me, and I really wish he didn't.
Yoko Ono- The original crappy voice in music. Even listening to her talk is annoying.
Poison- Whenever I hear Bret Michael's generic, girly, but trying to be manly voice I can't help but think "worst band ever". Speaking of generic worst band ever...
Nickelback- I will admit to liking "Rockstar", and to a lesser extent "Animals". I think it's more for the lyrics than anything, but from the first time I heard "How You Remind Me" I couldn't help but think "what an annoying band" this is. I will say that off of pure voice alone, Nickelback is probably the lesser of all these evils, but that's like being the cleanest pig in the pen; not really something to be proud of.
I will point out that any country musician can be put on this list as well, so I didn't figure it was necessary to list them all individually.
Click here for part 2 if you want to read about my least favorite wrestlers.
Macy Gray- Not only does she have the worst voice EVER, her two second cameo in the original Spider-man movie is the only blemmish on the first big superhero blockbuster. Thank goodness she was only a one hit wonder, but that one hit was played over and over and over.
Dave Matthews Band- This is probably a controversial pick for a lot people, but I've never heard a DMB song that I liked. I don't even like his stupid cameos in all the new stupid Adam Sandler movies.
John Mayer- Another controversial pick I'm sure. John was named one of the biggest douche bags in the world, but that's not the point here (not that I'm disagreeing). Girls think his voice is "sexy", I find it repulsive and nasally. Speaking of nasally...
Rhianna- The queen of nasal. I don't find her attractive, and I REALLY don't like any song of hers. (My wife is going to kill me now)
Ke$ha- Sounds like she's trying to black, and crappy.
Sean Paul- A lot of the Jamaican dudes sound the same. Sean Paul is such a special breed of crap that he stands out to me, and I really wish he didn't.
Yoko Ono- The original crappy voice in music. Even listening to her talk is annoying.
Poison- Whenever I hear Bret Michael's generic, girly, but trying to be manly voice I can't help but think "worst band ever". Speaking of generic worst band ever...
Nickelback- I will admit to liking "Rockstar", and to a lesser extent "Animals". I think it's more for the lyrics than anything, but from the first time I heard "How You Remind Me" I couldn't help but think "what an annoying band" this is. I will say that off of pure voice alone, Nickelback is probably the lesser of all these evils, but that's like being the cleanest pig in the pen; not really something to be proud of.
I will point out that any country musician can be put on this list as well, so I didn't figure it was necessary to list them all individually.
Click here for part 2 if you want to read about my least favorite wrestlers.
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