My Least Favorite Wrestlers
There is a lot of shitty wrestlers out there, but these are the ones that are prominently featured on TV. Let's cut right to the chase.
Hulk Hogan- I'm bringing out the big guns right away. Hulk hasn't been relevant since '96 when he formed the nWo. (Not counting his match with Rock because I hated that match.) Even then he was, and will always be a crappy in-ring performer. Now all he does is take away valuable TV time from young guys, and puts out crappy TV shows.
Sting- I was never a WCW guy, and it does appear that Sting was cool when he was reinvented as "The Crow" character. Hell I'm sure flattop Sting was pretty awesome in 1990. However he drives me nuts in TNA. He wrestles a part time schedule, and always is in the main event of every Bound For Glory. Again, this is taking time away from the guys that are actually still good, and not being a ridiculous Joker knockoff.
Goldberg-Again not being a WCW fan, I wasn't wrapped up in his mystique. I could have cared less when he went to WWE, and was so bored by his feud with HHH. I will say I enjoy this spear, almost as much as Christian's insults!
Great Khali- Congratulations you have a job because you are a freak show. Seriously the dude can barely walk. I have never watched a full Khali match, and never will.
Mark Henry- Had a entire career of underachieving, so much to the point I couldn't take him seriously as champion.
Necro Butcher- Don't think I need to explain this one.
John Cena- He has done some interesting stuff, however when he being the generic superman gimmick is going it gets really old, and no one has made me turn the channel more in recent memory.
Raven- Hi I'm Raven, I'm going to give a big promo pre-match using a bunch of big words, then hit you with a bunch of weapons during our match, followed by a drop toe hold on a chair, then my amazing finish of a DDT!
Jeff Jarrett- The one guy that is probably on just about everyone's list and for good reason. Aint... he... shitty?!?
Konnan- This dude annoys me so much. How was he so over in WCW? Why the fuck does he throw a shoe?
Albert/A-Train/Tensai- There's a reason he's had more than one name.
Big Bossman- Probably the epitome of boring. Owns the distinction of being in the forgotten Hell in a Cell. Hint: it wasn't Undertaker's fault it's forgotten. Also the fact he got a title shot on PPV is appalling.
Mideon and Viscera- Were lumped together as a tag team, and what a craptacular they were. Speaking of tag teams...
These are guys that when in a team, I'm fine with, but as solo stars I can't handle:
Devon- We all loved the Dudleyz in 2000, but Devon by himself is so boring, just writing his name makes me sleepy.
Ricky Reyes- He compliments Rocky Romero well, but on his own, is a total blackhole.
Homicide- This may surprise a lot of people, but Homicide's thug character and hardcore brawling doesn't do it for me.
Scott Steiner- Young Steiner was crazy! And Big Poppa Pump is just, well, crazy.
Part 1 was my least favorite singers which you can read by going here.
Hulk Hogan- I'm bringing out the big guns right away. Hulk hasn't been relevant since '96 when he formed the nWo. (Not counting his match with Rock because I hated that match.) Even then he was, and will always be a crappy in-ring performer. Now all he does is take away valuable TV time from young guys, and puts out crappy TV shows.
Sting- I was never a WCW guy, and it does appear that Sting was cool when he was reinvented as "The Crow" character. Hell I'm sure flattop Sting was pretty awesome in 1990. However he drives me nuts in TNA. He wrestles a part time schedule, and always is in the main event of every Bound For Glory. Again, this is taking time away from the guys that are actually still good, and not being a ridiculous Joker knockoff.
Goldberg-Again not being a WCW fan, I wasn't wrapped up in his mystique. I could have cared less when he went to WWE, and was so bored by his feud with HHH. I will say I enjoy this spear, almost as much as Christian's insults!
Great Khali- Congratulations you have a job because you are a freak show. Seriously the dude can barely walk. I have never watched a full Khali match, and never will.
Mark Henry- Had a entire career of underachieving, so much to the point I couldn't take him seriously as champion.
Necro Butcher- Don't think I need to explain this one.
John Cena- He has done some interesting stuff, however when he being the generic superman gimmick is going it gets really old, and no one has made me turn the channel more in recent memory.
Raven- Hi I'm Raven, I'm going to give a big promo pre-match using a bunch of big words, then hit you with a bunch of weapons during our match, followed by a drop toe hold on a chair, then my amazing finish of a DDT!
Jeff Jarrett- The one guy that is probably on just about everyone's list and for good reason. Aint... he... shitty?!?
Konnan- This dude annoys me so much. How was he so over in WCW? Why the fuck does he throw a shoe?
Albert/A-Train/Tensai- There's a reason he's had more than one name.
Big Bossman- Probably the epitome of boring. Owns the distinction of being in the forgotten Hell in a Cell. Hint: it wasn't Undertaker's fault it's forgotten. Also the fact he got a title shot on PPV is appalling.
Mideon and Viscera- Were lumped together as a tag team, and what a craptacular they were. Speaking of tag teams...
These are guys that when in a team, I'm fine with, but as solo stars I can't handle:
Devon- We all loved the Dudleyz in 2000, but Devon by himself is so boring, just writing his name makes me sleepy.
Ricky Reyes- He compliments Rocky Romero well, but on his own, is a total blackhole.
Homicide- This may surprise a lot of people, but Homicide's thug character and hardcore brawling doesn't do it for me.
Scott Steiner- Young Steiner was crazy! And Big Poppa Pump is just, well, crazy.
Part 1 was my least favorite singers which you can read by going here.
You forgot Divas... but there is a lot of them it would be easier to say the ones that don't suck. I also feel like there is a glaring one that you are missing but its not coming to me at the moment... outside of going to super old school wrestlers like Dusty Rhodes. Juventude Guerrera thats who it was
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about Rhodes but I haven't seen enough of him to form an accurate opinion. Juvi also crossed my mind but if u put him with the right cruiserweights he could bring something to the table.
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